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if you're reading this, you've probably come to my website to get tips on how to survive through the awful snow apocalypse. as someone who's lived through this my entire life, this is all i know, and it's not even that difficult. you're lucky that i'm here to gift you asylum, since you're all total pussies. lmao
i wouldn't tell anyone my real name if they held a gun to my head (that is, if i hadn't pulled one on them first). just call me sniper. actually, now that i think about it? there's no way anyone's going to get any personal information out of me. instant death sentence. just know that i like kaijus and angels and guns.
i blog here sometimes. nothing that'll reveal my location, though. fuck you.
y'know i often think about how stealing that dead guy's double-action revolver was one of the best decisions i've ever made. it's always so easy to hunt, so easy to defend myself...eventually, though, i'll have to face a real challenge. which is great. that's my shit. i love challenges.
anyway today's meal was nice. ate some snowshoe hare and that's always nice to eat. excellent source of protein. it's so good raw too, i can't imagine cooking meat why would you do that. "but sniperrrrr parasitesssss" yeah i know i got a fucking tapeworm once but i wrestled that fucker out of me myself and i'd do it again
first entry. this is gonna suck i can tell. bad decision moment! do not let yourself be as vulnerable as i am letting myself be right now just by purveying such information of my daily life to you all. i am doing this for education's sake. you fuckers need to know that you have to do exactly what i do to live or you will die
uhhh good tip right now: learn how to walk on the balls of your feet until you do it unconsciously. captain fucking obvious i know but being quiet like that has saved me in a ton of situations where i'd otherwise be toast lmao